If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

English | USA | 113mins | 2025 | Cert: 15A | Dir: Mary Bronstein 

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O'Brien).

Sharply funny and deeply resonant, IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU is an electrifying drama from filmmaker Mary Bronstein, anchored by a mesmerising performance from Rose Byrne.

★★★★★ “A tour de force of matriarchy fury” – Time Out

"A film guaranteed to knock the breath out of you" – Little White Lies